DIY COSTUME ITEMS
So, you want to become Heavy, the big, beefy, Sasha-loving brute from Team Fortress 2? Excellent choice! He’s got a look that’s as iconic as his deep Russian accent and his love for sandwiches. Lucky for you, you don’t need to be built like a tank to pull this off—just the right gear and a bit of attitude. Let’s break it down, step by step.
Items You Will Need:
1. The Classic Red Shirt
Heavy keeps things simple with a bright red T-shirt. Any plain red tee will work, just make sure it’s a bit snug to sell the broad-shouldered look. If you want to go all out, grab a shirt with the Team Fortress 2 logo on the sleeve.
2. Black Tactical Vest
The vest is what brings the whole costume together. A standard black tactical vest works perfectly, but if you can’t find one, a black zip-up vest will still do the trick. Bonus points if you add some padding to give yourself that Heavy bulk!
3. Cargo Pants (For Maximum Durability)
Heavy wears some good ol’ fashioned brown cargo pants—functional, comfortable, and perfect for carrying all the bullets you’ll definitely need. If you don’t have brown, tan works fine.
4. Heavy-Duty Belt
A simple black belt with a silver buckle adds to that military vibe. Any thick, sturdy belt will do—just make sure it can support a bit of extra weight from the accessories.
5. Ammo Pouch (Because More Bullets = More Fun)
Heavy doesn’t travel light. A black tactical pouch attached to your belt will make it look like you’re carrying extra rounds for Sasha. If you can’t find one, a black fanny pack will do in a pinch!
6. Black Combat Boots
No flimsy sneakers here—Heavy wears tough, black military-style boots. If you don’t have any, any sturdy black boots with a thick sole will work just fine.
7. Fingerless Gloves
A pair of black fingerless gloves will complete that rough, battle-worn look. Plus, they make you look cool. (Let’s be real, that’s the main reason we wear them.)
8. The Minigun (a.k.a. Sasha)
You could carry around a fully functional minigun, but unless you’ve got superhuman strength, a toy or prop version will be much more practical. You can find plastic minigun replicas online, or get creative with some foam and PVC pipes!
9. Bullet Bandolier (Because Heavy Needs MOAR BULLETS)
Heavy wouldn’t be Heavy without his signature bullet belt. You can find costume bullet bandoliers online, or even DIY one with foam and gold spray paint. Just sling it over your vest and let everyone know you mean business.
Bonus Tips to Sell the Look:
- The Accent: Practice your best deep, exaggerated Russian accent. “I am Heavy Weapons Guy!” is a good line to start with.
- The Stance: Walk wide, stand tall, and puff out your chest. Heavy is all about confidence.
- The Sandwich Prop: Carry around a fake sandwich and take pretend bites. Bonus points if you dramatically offer it to a teammate in distress.
- Battle Cries: Randomly yell “WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!” or “CRY SOME MORE!” when you see other cosplayers.
And there you have it! Whether you’re gearing up for a convention, a costume party, or just want to live your best Heavy life, this guide has you covered. Now go forth, eat your sandwich, and let the world know: You. Are. Heavy Weapons Guy.
