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Mr. Hankey Costume Guide
Mr. Hankey, the beloved Christmas Poo from South Park, has transcended from television screens to become a quirky choice for holiday-themed and costume parties. While the character might raise eyebrows for those not familiar with South Park’s brand of humor, the appeal of the Mr. Hankey costume lies in its uniqueness, nostalgic charm, and surprising versatility.
Being a Mr. Hankey this Christmas or Halloween, if someone tells you that your costume looks shit then take it as a compliment.
At Christmas, Mr. Hankey visits people whose diets are high in fiber.
Mr. Hanky is friendly, cheerful, and often full of Christmas cheer. He aims to spread the cheers and goodwill of Christmas in his presence and has shown great pleasure in helping the boy on numerous occasions without asking for a reward.
Why Choose a Mr. Hankey Costume?
- Stand Out: In a sea of common costumes, donning a Mr. Hankey outfit ensures that you’ll be remembered. It’s not every day you see someone dressed as an animated piece of festive excrement.
- Nostalgia Trip: For those who grew up watching South Park, this costume offers a trip down memory lane. It’s a nod to a time when the show was still finding its voice and building its audience.
- Versatility: While primarily associated with Christmas, a Mr. Hankey costume can be a fun choice for Halloween or any costume event. Plus, it can easily be paired with other South Park character costumes for group themes.
- Conversation Starter: If breaking the ice at parties isn’t your forte, this costume can do the talking for you. It’s a guaranteed conversation piece that can lead to shared memories or explanations about the character’s origins.
Creating your own Mr. Hankey costume can be both fun and budget-friendly. With a few household materials and some creativity, you can transform into South Park’s lovable Christmas Poo for your next costume event. Here’s a step-by-step guide to help you get started:
Materials Needed:
- Brown felt or fleece fabric (2-3 yards depending on size)
- White felt (small piece for the eyes)
- Black felt (small piece for the pupils)
- Red fabric or felt (for the Santa hat) or Buy the Hat
- Cotton or polyester stuffing (for added volume)
- Fabric glue or hot glue gun
- Scissors
- White thread and needle
- Elastic band (optional for fit)
Instructions:
- Body Base:
- Lay out the brown fabric and fold it in half.
- Standing with arms outstretched, have someone trace around you, leaving a generous margin for movement. This will give a rough cylindrical or log shape.
- Cut out the shape, ensuring you have two identical pieces for the front and back.
- Sew or glue the sides together, leaving the bottom open. Remember to leave spaces for your arms and head.
- For a more “poo-like” contour, consider sewing or gluing in some wavy or curved patterns at the top and bottom.
- Eyes & Mouth:
- Cut out two large circles from the white felt for the eyes.
- Using black felt, cut out two smaller circles for the pupils and glue them onto the white circles.
- Glue the eyes onto the costume. Place them towards the top, ensuring they’re spaced apart similar to Mr. Hankey’s look.
- For the mouth, cut a semi-circular piece from the brown fabric (or felt) and attach it below the eyes.
- Santa Hat:
- Using the red fabric or felt, cut a triangle that’s wide enough to fit your head. The base should be slightly curved to fit better.
- Attach a small puff of cotton or white felt at the top to emulate the Santa hat’s puffball.
- Sew or glue the sides of the triangle together.
- Attach the hat either to the costume directly or wear it separately.
- Final Touches:
- If your costume feels too loose at the bottom, you can add an elastic band for a snug fit. This will also help give a rounded appearance to the costume.
- For added volume and a 3D appearance, stuff the costume with cotton or polyester stuffing. Make sure you distribute the stuffing evenly.
- Wear brown leggings or pants and a long-sleeved brown shirt underneath to complete the look.
Safety Tips:
- Ensure the costume is not too tight or restrictive, allowing for free movement and breathing.
Styling Tips:
- Accessorize: Consider adding white stuffed gloves and a Santa scarf to bring in more of the holiday theme.
- Pair Up: Team up with friends dressed as other South Park characters. This ensemble can make for great group photos and added fun.
- Stay Comfortable: Given that it’s an unconventional costume, ensure it fits well and is made from breathable materials. The last thing you want is to feel uncomfortable while trying to enjoy a party.
In the End:
The Mr. Hankey costume, like the character itself, is an unconventional choice that promises fun, laughter, and a good dose of nostalgia. Whether you’re aiming to make a statement, recall the golden days of South Park, or just have a good laugh, dressing up as this animated piece of Christmas cheer is sure to leave an impression. Just remember to carry the spirit of fun and mischief that Mr. Hankey embodies, and you’re set for a memorable outing.
Mr. Hankey Costume Ideas

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